I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. I know this one is rude, crude and unattractive, and probably politically
Ronaldo and Rachel at the Retirement Home
Rachel lived with her husband, Ronaldo, in a retirement
community. Ronaldo was a pleasant man and only a little hard of hearing.Rachel's lover, Paul, had been a successful painter who lived with his fourth wife
in the country.Her boyfriend, David, was a playright, brilliant but cynical.Wounded by too many women, he was determined never to be hurt again.Rachel believed he would die alone, and soon, if he did not take care.Her pet project had been to make sure this did not happen.
In the cafeteria with Ronaldo, a new old man attracted Rachels
attention.Recently married to a young Austrian countess, Trevor was ten
years younger than most of Rachels acquaintances.With a broad, open smile, flashing
yellow teeth, piercing blue eyes, white hair parted and falling to the sides, long in front and back with a foot-long
beard to match, he reminded her of a musician or composer, a Beethoven or Chopin, but he had been, in fact, an architect.It was Rachels secret delight to invite David, and Paul and Trevor with their wives,
to a dinner party in her rooms.To provide a companion for David, Rachel included
her cousin, Sylvia, who also lived in the retirement community.
The kitchen sent up the most extravagant dishes the
retirement home had to offer, meat loaf, mashed potatos and gravy, peas, and cake and coffee for dessert.Rachel set the table with her finest linen and best silver inherited from her grandmother, Rachel, who
had lived in an elegant suburb of London.A superb bordeaux was brought from the cupboard.Bouquets of lillies decorated the
sideboards.The guests arrived at David in his wheelchair pushed by his wife.Ronaldo took the coats
and canes from the other gentlemen and the ladies and showed the guests into the kitchen.
When all were seated, Rachel surveyed the company
with the greatest pleasure.Here in one room, at one time -- her favorite men!What could be more delicious?The conversation
warmed with the wine, the men discussing politics and business and their ailments, the ladies exchanging gossip about each
other and their ailments.Rachel nodded, listened, smiled.It was for her a perfect evening.Her painter had never seemed
more charming, her playright more arrogant and proud, her young architect more dashing.And Ronald was as gentle a host as any wife could wish for.
Then Sylvia yawned and sighed.Rachel, when are you going to tell David about Paul?
Davids mouth fell open.What
is this?!he demanded, the red rising to his
cheeks.Have you betrayed me?!
What is she talking about, dear?
Pauls wife asked.Pauls
horror-stricken face betrayed him in an instant.
Rachel, do you have something
to tell me? Ronald asked, absent-mindedly.
Rachels eyes opened wide.Sylvia, what are you trying to do to me?
So!It is true!How dare you!I
will never see you again!David exclaimed.His wife wheeled him out of the room.
I will speak to you about this when
I get you home!Pauls
wife rose, sat down, tried again.Paul dragged himself off by the scruff of his
collar.Thank you, Ronald, for your hospitality,
you poor man.He glared at Rachel.
And you!Leaving me here! His wife glowered at her departing
husband. Her eyes met Rachels in
a last, desparate glance just before he disappeared from the room.
Well, I say! Rachels husband pushed his chair back from the table, tried to stand, coughed into his handkerchief,
sat down again.I am terribly sorry my dear,
but you really must excuse me.Will Mother be sleeping with us tonight?My doctor will be by in the morning to speak to you.
I am afraid we really must
be going. Trevors wife stood up, cheeks glowing.This is all so very awkward.I am terribly sorry.Rachel and his wife helped Trevor
to the door.As they shook hands, Trevor pressed something onto her palm.Rachel watched them climb into the elevator and disappear.Opening her hand, she saw his heart pills.
Does anyone out there get the idea I'm spending too much time alone?